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If I could interview the president, the following questions are just a few of many that I would like truthful answers to:

1. Like the Pope in the movie “Shoes of a Fisherman”, have you ever sneaked out of the White House without any protection? If so, where did you go and why?
2. What about your pockets and wallet? What do you carry in them? How much money do you usually carry on you and do you ever get to spend any of it?
3. How many suits, dresses, coats (what kind), pairs of shoes, socks/stockings and pieces of jewelry do you and the First Lady own? Who designs your clothes and why did you choose him/her? Do you and the First Lady ever wear out a piece of clothing, and if not, who do you give the “oldies” to?
4. How do you feel about wax museums?
5. Do you ever sit down to write a letter to an old friend who hasn’t written you in a long time, just for the heck of it? Do you ever miss getting you own mail out of the mail box and handling it yourself? I wrote one president and know for a fact that the president do not handle his own mail. However, don’t you think that it’s kind of embarrassing not to have time to read letters from fans, friends and the simple down-to-earth-farm American folk – you know, the ones who voted you into office?
6. I’m not suggesting you’re dumb, but, how do you account for the fact that the smartest person in the USA doesn’t get elected president? What do you have that the smartest person don’t have that makes us all want you for the job?
7. In your most truthful manner, have you ever just sat at your desk and fantasized about something that you have not done and want to do very bad?
8. Mr. President, do you ever get lonely?
9. Do you ever wonder who your real friends are; and, the ones who like you just because of your national status?
10. Mr. President, I know that you have met and know many people. However, do you have a favorite person that sticks out in your most favorable impression that you, at times, often idealized – I’m talking about the domestic made-in-the-USA American? And, why?
11. What are your hobbies and what do you and the First Lady like to talk about when you want to just get away from it all and relax?
12. Do you and the First Lady have real close friends that can sort of tell you off in the afternoon, for example, and sit down and comfortably share an evening meal with in casual attire with one shoe on and the other off, with both arms on the table – you know what I mean – bosom buddies?
13. Don’t you miss the uncomplicated days of living?
14. Don’t you and the First Lady ever dismiss the staff and go into the kitchen just to fix a down-home meal from family recipes for the family and maybe close friends who might just drop in unexpectantly and afterwards, gather up the dishes, wash them and put them away – you know – like the good old days when the kids were growing up?
15. Mr. President, if the Angel of God were to descend upon you in a moments notice and say, “You must change who you are, and, you have only 10-minutes to think about who or what you want me to change you into.” Who or what would you choose? And, why?
16. If you, Mr. President, could sit down, have a conversation and eat dinner with one person – live, dead, mythical – who would that person be? And, why?
17. Mr. President, let’s pretend that the earth was the interior of your home. Your home suddenly catches fire; and, you had only one chance to open “earth’s” door and grab and save only one item. What would that item be? And, why? Remember, your family and pets already made it out safely.


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6. I’m not suggesting you’re dumb, but, how do you account for the fact that the smartest person in the USA doesn’t get elected president? What do you have that the smartest person don’t have that makes us all want you for the job?

What are your standards for being the smartest? Here is hint - no dumbass ever gets elected to the White House twice!!! There are plenty of people as smart as Einstein, but they work for minimal wage. Are they smart or dumb?


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